Can I Get a Little Head Please?

April 4th, 2008 Jerry Posted in Animal Rights, House & Home 3 Comments »

Vegan Nation, while The Stylish One is a minimalist at heart when it comes to home style, I understand there are lots of you gorgeous peeps out there who fancy a little whimsy in your lives. While it’s difficult for me to understand why anyone would not want to live in a 60’s post and beam white box with mid-century modern, solid patterned furniture, I am not too conceited to acknowledge their presence.

While on a visit to a home recently adorned with heads of dead animals I thought, wow, I would sure like one of those! No, actually I thought of firebombing the house with all of it’s sick, animal-abusing inhabitants inside. Can’t these moronic morons (feel free to use that) find a compassionate way to display their stuffed, death-soaked decor? No, probably not. When you’re that far gone of the “stupid” cliff, there ain’t no coming back. But hey, you certainly can!

Check this out:

These trophies come from our new friends at Cardboard Safari. The heads are actually puzzles made from premium-quality cardboard and come in a range of sizes. And for all you Greenies (roll eyes), Cardboard Safari assures us that the “cardboard is a 100% recycled, non-toxic, environmentally friendly product. The raw cardboard is made locally, further reducing the impact on the planet.” Ok, so that part makes me puke but they’re still clever and a great gift to all those crazed Neanderthal hunters in your family that are drooling over the prospect of Bambi’s head on their wall.

So go ahead, Vegan Nation, if your home decorating style includes the word “fanciful”, then by all means grab Bucky or Fred or Robbie (yes they do have names) and mount that sucker on a wall in your favorite room. And by the way, TSV has learned that they can easily be painted, preferably spray painted – we don’t want to be too nice to the environment, in any color you see fit.

The Stylish Vegan wants to give a quick shout out to the latest member of our blog list, Veganbilly. This tasty site is chock full of everything from recipes to fashion.  Check them out and, VegHeads, always leave a message when visiting a vegan website. Let them know you’re out there and appreciate what they are doing. This shit ain’t easy in a fucked up carnie world! Adios.

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