Alright, Vegan Nation, as the global ball called Earth continues it inevitable tilt and the world gets hotter and hotter and hotter, we must take care of the largest organ within our being; our skin. As you are all well aware, The Stylish Vegan and MSV have taken it upon themselves to travel to remote outpost of Palm Springs, in a humble attempt to make your transition into the coming interglacial period as pleasant and safe as possible.
In our rehearsal for the coming heatwave and scorching sun, TSV realizes that there will be a substantial amount of time spent wiling the hours away by the cooling pool waters of our modest motor lodge. Veganistos, resting is essential to conserving our precious energy during daytime hours so that we may mobilize in the cool nights. But hanging out in the the rays of our gorgeous ball of fire requires some planning; Tanning and skin care lotion. VegHeads, do you really want to face this natural warming phenomena without a bronze skin tone?
But what’s a vegan to do? Most of the skin care products on the market have been tested on Fluffy, Fido and Finnegan (he’s a chimp, for those who don’t know). Thankfully, we have The Stylish One here to guide us through these most trying of times. Below, TSV will list some of my favorite “rehearsing for global warming” skin care products on the market.
Ahhhh, Kiss My Face. The Stylish Vegan loooooves KMF products. So naturally, this sun screen is right up my tastefully appointed alley. And if your neighborhood co-op doesn’t have this particular fab product, perhaps this from Alba?
Again, another natural, tres animal-happy skin protection from a TSV favorite. I love their soothing shaving products too. It may be hot in the unavoidable future but that’s no reason for stubble.
And lastly, but by no means leastly, another brand that makes it way upon these ever insightful pages, Jason:
There you have it, Vegan Nation, wondrous skin care to protect all of our delicate shells from the sun and heat that looms before us. TSV will personally take it upon myself to test these products during the global warming rehearsal. I’m sure they will all perform admirably while we embark upon this oh so important experiment.
Wish us luck, Vegans, it’s a daunting task before us! Now, I’ve a plane to catch.
