It’s Friday, Vegan Nation, and The Stylish One is short on time, so let’s get right to it. With all that warmth, sun and melting ice, a stylin’ vegan is going to need a kick-ass pair of sunglasses. Right now, TSV is extremely happy with the pair I have from L.A. Eyeworks. They’re super stylin’ brushed aluminum with prescription dark blue lenses. Problem is, they’re kind of small and don’t give the best UV protection. Certainly not the safety we’ll need for the big melt down!
So off to the frame store I trekked yesterday on a mission. Now you see, Veganistos, your hero was born with a severe case of astigmatism. For years, I inserted contacts in my eyes and endured the shit that accompanies that. Two years ago, I opted out. There were so many fab frames available, why not kick it with some Alain Mikli’s? Needless to say, and I’m sure you already knew this, they look stunning on my mug. But I digress, we’re talking sunglasses here, already.
Now when TSV searches for sunglass frames, they have to be able to handle the crazy-ass curvy lenses to correct my baby hazels. Well needless to say, my fast friends at Optical Illusions in Seattle had the solution: Chrome Hearts. It was love at first sight.
VegHeads, these photos do not even come close to portraying the beauty of these fabulistic frames. Gorgeous! And on TSV’s handsome visage, the world stopped rotating when I checked the mirror.
Ok, so they’re a bit spendy at $550, but come on, we’re talking the proverbial end of mankind here. Are you really going to spend the next interglacial period in Rayban’s. Give me a fucking break!
Now that we’ve decided upon our eye protection for the much anticipated end of the Ice Age, TSV is going to quickly shift gears with a little VegNews Frivolous Celeb of the Day.
This shit-for-brains perjurer when asked by Congress, “Are you a vegan?”, shuffled uncomfortably for a few seconds then responded, “Uh, I….I’m…I don’t know what that is.” You are one stupid, Texas-sized, Bush-loving, douchebag! TSV hopes to BMW God that you go to prison and take it up your moronic, 50 IQ ass!
